Would you rather?

[[Te...]]

Well, if the unicorn is gonna perform like your avatar, I'm goin after that hippo

 

WYR

Catch that hippo

Or

Clean up after that unicorn...?

[[Fl...]]

Clean up after that unicorn...cause there just may be a pot of gold at the end of that pukin rainbow.

 

WYR

 

HAVE TO CHARM A COBRA

OR

CATCH A RATTLE SNAKE?

[[be...]]

Old King sized- so long as the dip is a hot blonde...

WYR

 

Catch a Unicorn

 

or

 

Chase a Rhinoceros?

 

:laugh:

[[Te...]]

Clean up after that unicorn...cause there just may be a pot of gold at the end of that pukin rainbow.

 

WYR

 

HAVE TO CHARM A COBRA

OR

CATCH A RATTLE SNAKE?

 

Uhm, i already caught a rattlesnake...almost didn't get loose of it...

Charming a cobra sounds downright tame...isn't that a Mustang?

 

WYR

Play for keeps

Or

Play for real...?

[[Fl...]]

Play for keeps

Or

Play for real...?

I REALLY WANT TO PLAY FOR KEEPS

 

GET A PAPER CUT ON YOUR LIP

OR

GET AN EYE LASH IN YOUR EYE?

[[Te...]]

Play for keeps

Or

Play for real...?

I REALLY WANT TO PLAY FOR KEEPS

 

GET A PAPER CUT ON YOUR LIP

OR

GET AN EYE LASH IN YOUR EYE?

Me, too

 

Eye lash in my eye, and it wouldn't even have to be mine

 

Wait for safety

Or

Take a chance?

[[Ro...]]

Take a chance- always.

 

Rhino ain't no hippo by the way.

 

Russian Roulette?

 

or

 

Beer Hunter with everclear instead?

[[Te...]]

Take a chance- always.

 

Rhino ain't no hippo by the way. big is big

 

Russian Roulette?

 

or

 

Beer Hunter with everclear instead?

 

sigh, Rooskie Roulette...at least i have a chance... 

 

WYR

Sell shoes over the internet

Or

Buy investments from the want ads?

[[be...]]

Take a chance- always.

 

Rhino ain't no hippo by the way. big is big

 

Russian Roulette?

 

or

 

Beer Hunter with everclear instead?

 

sigh, Rooskie Roulette...at least i have a chance... 

 

WYR

Sell shoes over the internet

Or

Buy investments from the want ads?

 

I would prefer to get disability payments, so both would be a major drag.

 

WYR:

 

Be a garbage man Or

 

A person who worked in the sewers?

[[Te...]]

Garbage Man...

 

WYR

Sling hash

Or

Sling the arrows of outrageous fortune?             

[[Ro...]]

Arrows, it'd be much more fun to view the various outcomes.

 

Corned Beef Hash?

 

or

 

Hash Marks?

[[Te...]]

I'm hungry...corned beef

WYR

Eat a steak standing up

Or

A good hamburger sitting down?

[[be...]]

I'm hungry...corned beef

WYR

Eat a steak standing up

Or

A good hamburger sitting down?

 

I'm hungry too. I would prefer to eat a steak standing up. With bbq sauce.

 

WYR:

 

Get into a small car accident that was your fault?

 

OR

 

Get into a bigger car accident when it was the other person's fault (Nobody injured in either case)?

[[Ro...]]

I've had plenty of the first.

 

No accident period- but if it was a choice, my druthers would say big accident.  I'd end up getting a new pickup.

[[be...]]

I've had plenty of the first.

 

No accident period- but if it was a choice, my druthers would say big accident.  I'd end up getting a new pickup.

 

WYR:

 

End up getting a new pickup truck OR

 

Get into a big accident that was not your fault?  :laugh: :laugh:

[[Ro...]]

Pickup truck- at least there I'd have a choice and the payments would be reasonable.

 

WYR

 

Swim with the Piranhas?

 

or

 

Dance in a T-storm with a TV aerial?

[[Te...]]

Hand me that antenna, would you please...? I feel a ballet coming on...or maybe a rumba...

 

WYR

Hang ten

Or hang on?

[[Ro...]]

Hang on, I'd be too tempting a target for any errant shark.

 

Fly like an eagle?

 

or

 

Run with the wolves?

[[Te...]]

Fly like an eagle...what a rush!!!

 

Voice mail

Or

Email?

[[be...]]

Email. That's because we have a new phone system and nobody here knows how to key in the voice mail, so every time someone calls us it says, This voice mail has not yet been activated......So we get no voice mail. Time to join the 21st century...

 

WYR:

 

Own a boat (not a yacht) OR

 

Own two jet skis.

 

[[Ro...]]

email- I HATE having to listen to a nasal voice.

 

enhanced chests?

 

or

 

all natural chests?

[[...]]

email- I HATE having to listen to a nasal voice.

 

enhanced chests?

 

or

 

all natural chests?

 

Hey RC, how are you doing?

 

i guess natural 

 

 

cloud atlas

or

magnolia?

 

p.s. movies

[[Ro...]]

Both look good to see I'll have to try them.

 

Today I jump off.

 

Silicone?

 

or

 

Silicon?

[[Te...]]

Email. That's because we have a new phone system and nobody here knows how to key in the voice mail, so every time someone calls us it says, This voice mail has not yet been activated......So we get no voice mail. Time to join the 21st century...

 

WYR:

 

Own a boat (not a yacht) OR

 

Own two jet skis.

 

Well, two jet skis, i already have a land yacht...

 

WYR

 

Wake up in the morning

Or

Wake up in the afternoon?

[[Te...]]

Both look good to see I'll have to try them.

 

Today I jump off.

 

Silicone?

 

or

 

Silicon?

 

 

Im thinkin silicone valley  :laugh:

Actually, yeah, silicone, cause then i would be able to throw my computer without breaking it...like i often want to do...