Would you rather?

[[Ro...]]

Rewire, I do have some experience with electricity.

 

Reroof a Colonial

 

or

 

Reroof a Dome home.

[[Te...]]

Dome...that way, you would be sure I got a round to it 

WYR

Carry a grudge

Or

carry a tune?

[[Ci...]]

Carry a gun, but since it ain't a choice then a tune.  Carrying a grudge is hard work and gives me heartburn

 

WYR

 

Eat a snickers bar or skittles?

[Guest [Mi...]]

Snickers. Love me some chocolate. 

 

WYR. . . .

 

live in a cartoon set in the past OR live in a graphic novel set in the future?

[[Ci...]]

Well I don't wana be a cartoon character for sure lol...but living in the future doesn't seem to great either with the way the world was going.  I would say future tho cause maybe then they would have a time machine and I could come back to about now 

 

WYR

 

Drink Coke or Pepsi

[Guest [Mi...]]

Can't drink either right now, but if I could, I'd love a giant iced Coke. 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

clip a cat's toe nails OR brush a dog's teeth?

[[be...]]

Oh geez, that's a tough one. Dog breath! But you can also be cut to shreds by a cat's claws.

 

I'd rather have doggie breath, rather than end up in the ER.

 

WYR:

 

Become a member of ISIS

 

Or become John Boehner w/o his tanning booth. (personally I would pick ISIS  )

[[Ci...]]

I'm so out of it...idk who that Boner dude even is 

[[Ro...]]

Infiltrating Isis would have it's benefits, be nice to get ahold of some secrets and 'accidentally' make copies to let slip into the wrong hands.

 

WYR

 

Count Sheep

 

or

 

Sheer Sheep

[[Te...]]

You woke me up for that???? Now where WAS I... Oh, yeah...ninety two, ninety.....

 

WYR

Tanning booth

Or

Flat rock at the lake?

[[be...]]

I'm so out of it...idk who that Boner dude even is 

 

Man, he's been causing trouble after trouble since he was elected GOP speaker of the house in Congress. He hates Obama to the max and will do nothing short of stopping him. You can tell who he is by looking at the only white guy who looks black.

[[Ci...]]

Haha I will take your word for it.  I hate politics and politicians.  I have no clue who any of them are unless they are president or something (and then sometimes I don't even wana know that)

[[Ro...]]

Tanning Booth- less likelihood for a Jason coming up next Friday the 13th.

 

WYR

 

Eat Blood Pudding with chocolate milk?

 

or

 

Eat Menudo with Clam Juice?

[[Ci...]]

Those are horrible choices since I won't eat blood products and hate seafood lol....I guess the clam juice one, if I HAD to 

 

WYR

 

Get a super sensitive area waxed

Or

Get a cavity filled with no pain meds

[Guest [Or...]]

Those are horrible choices since I won't eat blood products and hate seafood lol....I guess the clam juice one, if I HAD to 

 

WYR

 

Get a super sensitive area waxed

Or

Get a cavity filled with no pain meds

 

Super sensitive area waxed. Its like seconds of pain. lol. I had a root canal with no freezing. Ow. May have to get another after this is all over. Not looking forward to it. @_@

 

Would you rather...

 

Be kidnapped for 10 years

 

Or

 

Suffer through benzo withdrawal for 10 years?

[[be...]]

Those are horrible choices since I won't eat blood products and hate seafood lol....I guess the clam juice one, if I HAD to 

 

WYR

 

Get a super sensitive area waxed

Or

Get a cavity filled with no pain meds

 

Super sensitive area waxed. Its like seconds of pain. lol. I had a root canal with no freezing. Ow. May have to get another after this is all over. Not looking forward to it. @_@

 

Would you rather...

 

Be kidnapped for 10 years

 

Or

 

Suffer through benzo withdrawal for 10 years?

 

OUCH! Both of them are bad. Why not take it to the max and become kidnapped for 10 years while still suffering from benzo w/d at the same time? I guess it depends on how the kidnappers treat you. Like being beheaded?

 

WYR:

 

Drive an old Lamborghini?

 

OR:

 

Drive a brand new Mercedes?

[[Ro...]]

Oh old is old? Milliseconds?

 

I'll go with an Egoista Lamboghini.

 

WYR

 

Fly in a Mercury Capsule into orbit?

 

or

 

Fly into orbit with a modern day Soyuz?

 

 

[[be...]]

Oh old is old? Milliseconds?

 

I'll go with an Egoista Lamboghini.

 

WYR

 

Fly in a Mercury Capsule into orbit?

 

or

 

Fly into orbit with a modern day Soyuz?

 

Isn't the Soyuz falling part in space?

[[Ro...]]

Actually no:

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/structure/elements/soyuz/#.VMjxjuN4qqg

 

There's one 'parked' at the I.S.S. as a crew return vehicle for just in case.

[[Ro...]]

Actually no:

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/structure/elements/soyuz/#.VMjxjuN4qqg

 

There's one 'parked' at the I.S.S. as a crew return vehicle for just in case.

 

WYR

 

Be the first passenger on the next Space-X?

 

or be the next astronaut on the Chinese Shenzou?

[[Te...]]

I'm thinkin'  Space-X...new capitalism usually has better technology...

 

WYR

Play with a water hose

Or

Play with an air hose?

[[Je...]]

Can't drink either right now, but if I could, I'd love a giant iced Coke. 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

clip a cat's toe nails OR brush a dog's teeth?

 

Brush a dog's teeth, because they have meat flavored toothpaste for dogs, and you probably wouldn't get all scratched up.  PS. Cat bathing is a sport, and a dangerous one at that.

[[Fl...]]

WATER HOSE...OF COURSE

 

WYR

 

FALL IN A BED OF CACTUS

OR

FALL IN A BED OF FIRE ANTS?

[[be...]]

WATER HOSE...OF COURSE

 

WYR

 

FALL IN A BED OF CACTUS

OR

FALL IN A BED OF FIRE ANTS?

 

Yikes! My arse is stinging! Neither!

[[Te...]]

Having done both in my surprisingly long life, i would go with the fire ants, hands down...

 

WYR

Have a pet scorpion

Or

A pet tarantula?