Would you rather?

[[Te...]]

I checked with my horse, and he assured me that a horse sized duck would be the lesser of the two combat forces...simple math does bear him out... Feet 2 vs 400, bite potential 1 vs 100...

WYR

Play frisbee with a hubcap

Or

Play basket ball with a medicine ball?

[[Ro...]]

Frisbee with a hubcap, some hubcaps have rounded edges.

 

WYR

 

Visit Tornado Alley during Tornado Season?

 

or

 

Visit North Dakota during one of their cold(est) spells?

[[Te...]]

Hey there North Dakota...feelin' a little chipper, are ya?

Can always add another layer, but you can only stand so many stripped off...

 

WYR

Kiss a porcupine

Or

Slide down a telephone pole in shorts?

I honestly DO NOT KNOW where this one came from, and I don't think I WANT to...

[[Ro...]]

Kiss a porcupine (prickly pig).

 

Just....very carefully.

 

WYR

 

Walk barefoot across the Saharan Desert at High Noon on the hottest day of the year?

 

or

 

Go skinnydipping in one of Yellowstone's Hot springs?

[[Te...]]

Walking the desert...i can foot the medical bills, but a dip in the shrimp boil would put a real damper on my outlook...

WYR

Jump the car

Or

Jump the gun?

[[Ro...]]

Jump the gun, jumping over a car? It'd had better be a matchbox or else I'm in trouble.

 

Jumping Jacks?

 

or

 

Jumping the Shark?

[[be...]]

Jump the gun, jumping over a car? It'd had better be a matchbox or else I'm in trouble.

 

Jumping Jacks?

 

or

 

Jumping the Shark?

 

Jump a shark, I would have to travel to have to find one!

 

Tuna fish

 

or

 

Tune a piano

[[Te...]]

Piano...not as many scales as a tuna 

WYR

Go to a rodeo

Or

Go to the circus?

[Guest [Mi...]]

Already at the circus - the polymedicated circus 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

dance in the rain OR cry in the sunshine?

[[...]]

Cry tears of joy in the sunshine!

 

Would you rather ... sing to the choir ... OR ... preach to the converted.

[Guest [Mi...]]

Sing to the choir, who will then pray for me to stop! 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

get stuck in the elevator with a car salesman OR an opera singer?

[[...]]

Car salesman, just because I could probably play his game better! 

 

Would you rather be as fit as a fiddle ... OR ... as cute as a button?

[Guest [Mi...]]

I'm already cute as a button      so I'd like to be fit as a fiddle (and well from withdrawal).

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

be a famous violin player in a symphony OR be a famous guitar player in a grunge band?

[[...]]

Hmmmm, I'm torn.  Guitar player in grunge band, I have no musical abilities, but noone would notice!

 

Would you rather own a 5 yr old top of the line Mercedes ... OR ... a brand new base model BMW?

[Guest [Mi...]]

Uh, I have a really old dented and rusting Subaru, so I'll go with a brand new baseline BMW.  And I want a stereo that works!

 

You've won the lottery! Yay and congratulations!

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

get a lump sum OR monthly payments?

 

[[...]]

Aw, toooooo easy, Mind?  Lump sum but of course!

 

And congrats to you too, you've also won a sh1t load in the lottery!

 

Would you rather donate money to large, established charities ... OR ... to hand picked individuals and families?  Why?

[Guest [Mi...]]

I'd start my own low-income benzo withdrawal clinic and run it holistically. 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

be famous for inventing a cure for a major disease but it's a non drug approach so you don't make any money OR come up with a new benzo and get insanely rich?

 

[[...]]

I'd start my own low-income benzo withdrawal clinic and run it holistically. 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

be famous for inventing a cure for a major disease but it's a non drug approach so you don't make any money OR come up with a new benzo and get insanely rich?

 

LOL!!!  :laugh:   Did I give a third choice?!!!    :laugh:

 

And just when I finished laughing at your first sentence, I read you WYR and snort out loud!  Hah, thanks for the laughs this morning!

 

The latter!  My new benzo would be all natural, non addictive, take once a day for one day, presto, all healed!  And I'd have money to donate to your benzo w/d clinic!

 

Would you rather shadow Donald Trump for a week ... OR ... Richard Branson for a week?  Why?

 

PS - Just edited "Branson" ... sorry I'm on 2 hrs of sleep here!!!    It wasn't a trick question, I promise!

[[...]]

Oh, I should've added ... now go back and answer question properly!   

[Guest [Mi...]]

Me? Answer properly? That's like asking me to stay on topic! 

 

Who is Richard Benson? I googled but there were many. I'm going with him anyways cuz Trump is a 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

fend off a snake OR a grisly bear?

[[...]]

Me? Answer properly? That's like asking me to stay on topic! 

 

Who is Richard Benson? I googled but there were many. I'm going with him anyways cuz Trump is a 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

fend off a snake OR a grisly bear?

 

I edited my last question, lmao, go back and read it while I mull over this one!

[[...]]

Me? Answer properly? That's like asking me to stay on topic! 

 

Who is Richard Benson? I googled but there were many. I'm going with him anyways cuz Trump is a 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

fend off a snake OR a grisly bear?

 

A garden snake.

 

Would you rather have a fear of heights ... OR ... of public speaking?  Why?

 

I edited my last question, lmao, go back and read it while I mull over this one!

[Guest [Mi...]]

I don't know who Richard Branson is, either. Sorry. 

 

Okay, would you rather. . . .

 

play a boring board game with people you like OR go to Vegas (or any exciting city) with people you can't stand?

[[...]]

I don't know who Richard Branson is, either. Sorry. 

 

Okay, would you rather. . . .

 

play a boring board game with people you like OR go to Vegas (or any exciting city) with people you can't stand?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Branson

Virgin Group Billionaire ... Virgin Atlantic Airlines, Virgin Records, etc.  He's a hoot apparently.  A relative of mine met him at a bar once and also had no idea who he was, partied with him the next day, etc, etc.  Only found out mths later when they saw him on TV.  Hilarious story!!!

 

Okay, easy, boring game with people I like, can always spice it up somehow!

 

Would you rather do a crossword ... OR ... Sudoku?  Why?

[Guest [Mi...]]

Ha! Okay, I DEFINITELY would wanna hang out with Richard!

 

And I chose Sudoku! Love it cuz I love working with a playing around with numbers. I'm a nerd. But a cool one. 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

wear sun glasses at night OR horse blinders on during the day?

 

http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x3098383/horse_with_blinders_1792214.jpg