Would you rather?

[[Do...]]

Pft... easy one.

 

Be attractive, rich and have no friends. No need even to explain why

 

Would you rather be fat your whole life or ugly with a perfect body.

[[Te...]]

Ugly with a perfect body...hmmmm...

WYR

Drive

Or

Ride?

[[Ro...]]

Depends upon who I got to ride...

 

Drive- with a relief driver.

 

WYR

 

Have two spouses or no spouses?

[[Be...]]

No spouse

 

 

Be stupid or have no money

[[Te...]]

Have no money...I'm already stupid 

 

WYR

Live for the moment

Or

Plan out your life?

[[Be...]]

Plan out my life ( I'm german it's in my natur)

 

No job or 3 jobs?

[[Te...]]

I'm retired...there's your answer! 

 

WYR

Walk a mile in someone else's shoes

Or

Walk a mile barefoot?

[[Ro...]]

I'm not a hobbit.

 

Thought I'd insure that someone else's shoes were the right size and I sprayed them with anti-athlete's foot powder first.

 

Eat Blood Pudding

 

or

 

Eat a Vegemite Sandwich?

[[Te...]]

I guess blood pudding...    Is vegemite even digestible???

 

WYR

Be a bad habit

Or

A bad hobbit?

[[Te...]]

Ok, I'll play!

 

Be a bad hobbit, so I don't have to pick footwear or bare feet as choices

 

And thank you to the one who just noted that I'm playing with myself...

 

WYR

Go up river

Or

Down river?

 

C'mon, now, some one step in before I get busted for...well...busted.

[[ba...]]

i would go down river so i wont have to paddle too hard

 

for dinner would you rather eat chicken or beef ?

[[Te...]]

Mostly chicken...yeah, I like Church's, Popeye's, KFC, and Golden Chick...

WYR

Water slide

Or

Rope swing?

[[...]]

Rope swing! 

 

Would you rather visit the Seven World Wonders ... OR ... private yacht to all the Mediterranean Islands?  Why?

[[Te...]]

Still maintain that if'n I owned a yacht, I could afford those little side trips to seven wonders in between the Med Isles...the freedom of sailing on yer own schedule/timetable is appealing to me.

WYR

Run for office

Or

Run for cover?

[[...]]

run for cover :laugh:

 

WYR eat thai or persian?

[[Te...]]

I would want to Thai one on...not that I would want to cast any persians...

WYR

Be a role model

Or

Be a wheat roll?

[Guest [Mi...]]

Ha! Too much pressure to be a role model. Definitely wanna be a wheat roll - more fiber! 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

watch John Oliver OR Jon Stewart?

[[...]]

John Oliver ... had enough of Jon Stewart.

 

Which concert would you rather see - Rod Stewart ... OR ... Al Stewart.  Why?

[[Te...]]

Easy one for me...Rod S...i KNOW who he is...

Ok, litrary fans

Robert Service

Or

Robert Frost?

[Guest [Mi...]]

Robert Frost (never heard of Service)

 

on that note,

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

go down the road less traveled OR the road more traveled?

[[...]]

Sheesh, good one, Mind!  More traveled, hopefully there's a reason for that!

 

It's summer.  Would you rather take a road trip across the northern USA ... OR ... the southern States?  Why?

[Guest [Mi...]]

in the winter, wanna go south. In the summer, wanna go north.

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

take a trip in the cold in a convertible OR take a trip in the heat in a station wagon?

[[Te...]]

O U C H !!!!

Ok, wagon in summer, all windows down including tailgate, drivin' at least 50...

Robert Service wrote "The Ballad of Sam McGee", "The Face on the Barroom Floor"...

 

WYR

Go to an opera

Or watch a play?

 

[Guest [Mi...]]

Definitely watch a play. Can't handle high pitched screaming right now.

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

take the train and watch the scenery for hours and hours OR take a plane for only a half hour next to a screaming baby?

[[...]]

Plane for sure, most flights I'm on have a crying baby anyways. It's just my luck.

 

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or a hundred duck-sized horses?