Would you rather?

[[Te...]]

Bell bottoms, weren't they in again for two minutes about 10 yrs ago?

YOU MEAN BELL BOTTOMS WENT OUT???  I DIDN'T GET THAT MEMO

It's my fault, i left it in my wide-lapel disco leisure jacket

[[Fl...]]

Would you rather live commit suicide or live your whole life in agony?

NEITHER; HOWEVER, I WOULD SEEK HELP!  IF THIS IS HOW I WERE FEELING

 

WYR

 

HAVE LASIK EYE SURGERY OR CAPS ON ALL YOUR TEETH?

 

[[Te...]]

Had the eye thing done, so I want caps on BOTH my teeth!!!

 

WYR

Greyhound

Or

...oh, wait, there is no other choice, now...

 

Cracker Barrel

Or

Luby's?

[[Ro...]]

I've been to both. Cracker Barrel Hands down. 

 

Continuing in that vein:

 

The Original Pancake House

 

or

 

Denny's?

[[Te...]]

Have to be denny's, as I think the original PH was torn down?

 

In keeping with that:

 

Pancakes

Or

Waffles?

[[...]]

Waffles, fresh cream, honey.  Yummm!

 

Lunchtime nearly.  Would you rather have fish and chips ... OR ... chicken nuggets? Why?

[[Te...]]

Fish!!!!!(I KNOW where the fish have been swimming...the chickens...? Ok, well, NO, chickens don't swim too good, but they do spend a lot of their life on not-so-dry soil)

 

Hotcakes

Or

Flapjacks?

[[...]]

There's a difference?  Flap jacks, dollop of butter, maple syrup.

 

Would you rather have ice cream with your fruit salad ... OR ... fresh whipped cream?  Why?

 

 

[[Ro...]]

Fresh whipped Cream. Rocky Road just doesn't sit too well with my fruit salad.

 

Dutch Baby or

 

Lefse?

[[Te...]]

Fresh whipped Cream. Rocky Road just doesn't sit too well with my fruit salad.

 

Dutch Baby or

I was acquitted in that paternity suit!!!

Lefse?

the question mark is in the right place...Lefse? As opposed to righse?

 

I'll just say Lefse? And get myself in trouble.

 

WYR

Dance until the cows come home

Or

Dance until they leave?

[[Ro...]]

Dance until they come home. The problem being they tend not to leave a forwarding address.

 

Chocolate Milk or Strawberry Milk?

[[...]]

Chocolate, not a big strawberry fan!

 

Kahlua and milk ... OR ... Irish Coffee?

[[Te...]]

I'm drinkin' coffee, straight up...in recovery, y'know...

BUT, it would have been Irish coffee, in the days...

 

WYR

Reach for the stars

Or

Dream the impossible dream?

[[...]]

Reach for the stars, the word "impossible" I'm trying to erase!

 

Would you rather study astronomy or astrology?  Why?

[[Do...]]

Astronomy- one of the most fascinating subjects.

 

Would you rather date katrin zeta jones or angelina jolie

[Guest [Lu...]]

Angelina. Much more attractive IMO

 

Wyr

 

Know what day you will be healed

 

Or

 

Get to take a benzo without consequence forever

[[...]]

know when i will be healed...

 

 

would you better have Angelina as your Mam or as your daughter?

[[Te...]]

Better my daughter's mom...

 

WYR

Have a badana boat( )

Or

A cement truck?

[[Be...]]

Cement truck

 

 

 

Be stuck in lederhosen all your life or not being able to speak English?

[[Te...]]

If I was stuck in lederhosen all day, i wouldn't be able to speak...it would have to be show and tell... .      Oh............uhm...............lederhosen.....!

This one is easy

Show

Or

Tell?

[[...]]

SHOW......its more thrilling

 

touch or watch?

[[Be...]]

Touch!

 

In or out?

[Guest [Or...]]

Both

 

Would you rather...

 

Be 1,000lbs or 65lbs?

[[Te...]]

65 lbs...that would make me 29 Keys and some change

 

Row your boat

Or

Paddle your canoe?

 

[[go...]]

Paddle my kayak! (canoe)

 

Be attractive, rich and have no friends or poor, unattractive with lots of friends?

 

Kat

 

Merry Christmas all!