Would you rather?

[Guest [Or...]]

Simple game. Answer which you would rather do, and respond with two new options for the next person

 

Would you rather...

 

Live in a fully decked out trailer in a trailer park or live in a mansion but have no furniture?

[[Th...]]

Hmmm...I will go with the mansion, since i could probably get some furniture!

 

Would you rather:  Be stuck on a cruise ship where everyone has the stomach flu, or be on a small, rickety boat that may sink but you are close to an island?

[[Ch...]]

I'll take the cruise ship...and stay in my room. 

 

Would you rather...

 

Hear a rat in the attic or see a roach in the basement? 

 

[Guest [Or...]]

Edited for Looking Forward 

[[lo...]]

Hi Challis

 

Definitely a rat in the attic.

 

My attic is my upstairs neighbour's flat. 

 

:2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

 

Would you want to be shipwrecked on a desert island with

 

(a) a psychiatrist or (b) a pharma company boss? 

 

Hey, OB, you pinched my slot.

[[lo...]]

5 years with health. 

 

Oops. Edited out!!

 

 

[[Th...]]

Hi Challis

 

Definitely a rat in the attic.

 

My attic is my upstairs neighbour's flat. 

 

:2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

 

Would you want to be shipwrecked on a desert island with

 

(a) a psychiatrist or (b) a pharma company boss? 

 

Hey, OB, you pinched my slot.

 

There is no good choice  .  I would probably hurt either one.  I will go with the psychiatrist....i will drive him crazy with tales of benzo withdrawal.

 

Would you rather: eat a worm, or touch a snake?

[[Te...]]

I'll take both, if I get a double barrel...    Oh, and a shovel...

 

A walk on the beach or a stroll in the forest?

[[Ch...]]

Hi Challis

 

Definitely a rat in the attic.

 

My attic is my upstairs neighbour's flat. 

 

:2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

 

Would you want to be shipwrecked on a desert island with

 

(a) a psychiatrist or (b) a pharma company boss? 

 

Hey, OB, you pinched my slot.

 

  Lucky you! 

[[Ch...]]

I'll take both, if I get a double barrel...    Oh, and a shovel...

 

A walk on the beach or a stroll in the forest?

 

Me me!

 

Walk on the beach.  Zipping in here so no one pinches my spot then I'll write a new one.

[[Ch...]]

Would you rather...

 

...have a monkey for a pet or a ferret?

[[Ki...]]

A monkey!!!! 🐒

 

Would you rather......

 

Go white water rafting or zip lining?

[Guest [Or...]]

White water rafting!

 

Would you rather...

 

Eat a tarantula or a seahorse?

[[Ro...]]

Tarantula or Seahorse.

 

Seahorse- I've got no problem with fish. Tarantulas have WAY too much hair.

 

Which would you prefer?

 

The body of a Ripped Steroid Abuser?  Or, be the Next Stephen Hawking? (in everything).

[Guest [Or...]]

Ripped steroid user. I don't wanna be in a wheelchair

 

Would you rather...

 

Die and be a ghost for eternity

 

Or

 

Die and be reincarnated as your grandchild

[Guest [Mi...]]

ghost for eternity! - wanna haunt some pdoc's!

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

be able to change something in your past OR be able to see into the future?

[Guest [jc...]]

Change something from my past (like the whole benzo thing)  Would you rather eat a whole cake in one sitting or have nothing to eat the entire day? 

[[Ki...]]

Nothing to eat all day. If I even ate a piece of cake my symptoms would rev   

 

Would you rather:

 

meet Nelson Mandela or Mother Theresa?

[Guest [Or...]]

Mother Theresa! So I couod ask her to ask God to heal me. Please!!

 

Would you rather...

 

Wear a fat suit for eternity

 

Or

 

Not be able to wear clothes at all?

[Guest [Mi...]]

Not be able to wear clothes at all! 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

never have touched a benzo OR be a trillionaire?

[[Te...]]

Be a trillionaire!!!

FIRST, I would buy all the drug companies...

NEXT, I would lure all the execs to a shadow corporation[ 8#) ] with false promises...

THEN, I would gather them all on a deserted island for a 'retreat', with an open bar of fine spirits spiked with benzos, and provide for their every desire for a month, increasing the spike( reverse taper).

FINALLY, I would leave them there with sufficient water, peanut butter, and saltines for...oh..two years.

 

Since I'm a conscientious bast---, i would be sure to make hourly sweeps with an unmuffled helicopter firing blank-loaded machine guns and playing really loud rap music...uhm, to inspect the open-pit toilets and have them hover to...well...blow around the flies and aroma.

Cough, cough...ahem...did I forget anything?

 

Oh, yeah,...would you rather kiss your horse, or have your horse kiss you?

[Guest [Mi...]]

Texasstar, I'm LOL-ing at that! 

 

Um. . . well, I kiss my dog every day, so I'll go with I'd rather kiss my horse! 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

Write in Comic Sans font or Times New Roman font?

[[Ki...]]

Comic Sans.....100%

 

Would you rather have a a pet lion or pet giraffe?

[Guest [jc...]]

Pet giraffe....(might not eat me?).  Eat a raw smelt smoothie or a can of Alpo?

[Guest [Or...]]

Raw smelt smoothie!! Lots of omega 3 lol!

 

Would you rather...

 

Be a magician

 

Or

 

Be a clown?