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thanks Nova :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:

 

so it was wine friday at my mom's office

so women got tipsy...

 

and one lady started to tell one profanity story :laugh:

 

then my mom:

please stop it RIGHT NOW,

my daughter is still a CHILD she doesn't need to know those kind of  things :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

 

 

:crazy:

 

p.s. shXXX forgot to mention, that my friend

also thought that i didn't change and still the same 13-15 years old friend of hers :idiot: :idiot: :idiot: :idiot:

 

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SAMMY JOHNS

"CHEVY VAN"  ;)  :thumbsup:

 

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Awesome song!  :smitten:  :smitten:

 

PD

HEY PD,

 

I JUST APPLIED SELF TANNER...AND, I'M WAITING FOR A CHEVY VAN TO PASS MY WAY  >:D

 

FB :smitten:

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SAMMY JOHNS

"CHEVY VAN"  ;)  :thumbsup:

 

FB :smitten:

 

Awesome song!  :smitten:  :smitten:

 

PD

HEY PD,

 

I JUST APPLIED SELF TANNER...AND, I'M WAITING FOR A CHEVY VAN TO PASS MY WAY  >:D

 

FB :smitten:

 

I NEVER KNEW CHEVY MADE VOLKSWAGENS...GUESS THAT.S WHY NO WOMEN EVER TRIED TO GET A RIDE IN MY HONDA ELEMENT... :laugh:

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SAMMY JOHNS

"CHEVY VAN"  ;)  :thumbsup:

 

FB :smitten:

 

Awesome song!  :smitten:  :smitten:

 

PD

HEY PD,

 

I JUST APPLIED SELF TANNER...AND, I'M WAITING FOR A CHEVY VAN TO PASS MY WAY  >:D

 

FB :smitten:

 

I NEVER KNEW CHEVY MADE VOLKSWAGENS...GUESS THAT.S WHY NO WOMEN EVER TRIED TO GET A RIDE IN MY HONDA ELEMENT... :laugh:

GEEZ TEX...WAY TO RUIN THE MOOD!

 

HERE IS THIS BETTER?

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJp-jPofHLslQu7_y5w_g4GpwfQgQ0PUk9Xwm6aT3RFnJEFVHOiw

 

SOMEHOW THE LOOK OF THIS VEHICLE RUINS THE PICTURE IN MY HEAD...

 

THIS VAN SAY'S CLIMB ON IN...I'VE GOT DUCT TAPE, ROPE, AND A GAG JUST WAITING IN THE BACK (SERIAL KILLER)  8)  NO THANKS....I DIDN'T APPLY SELF TANNER FOR THAT (PLEASE) PASS ME BY...I'M WAITING FOR MY COLORFUL VOLKSWAGEN  :laugh:

 

THAN THE SONG WILL PLAY AS FOLLOWS:

 

WE "MADE LOVE" IN MY VOLKSSSSSWAGAAAAN ;)  ::)  :heybabe:

 

FB :smitten:

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SAMMY JOHNS

"CHEVY VAN"  ;)  :thumbsup:

 

FB :smitten:

 

Awesome song!  :smitten:  :smitten:

 

PD

HEY PD,

 

I JUST APPLIED SELF TANNER...AND, I'M WAITING FOR A CHEVY VAN TO PASS MY WAY  >:D

 

FB :smitten:

 

I NEVER KNEW CHEVY MADE VOLKSWAGENS...GUESS THAT.S WHY NO WOMEN EVER TRIED TO GET A RIDE IN MY HONDA ELEMENT... :laugh:

GEEZ TEX...WAY TO RUIN THE MOOD!

 

HERE IS THIS BETTER?

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJp-jPofHLslQu7_y5w_g4GpwfQgQ0PUk9Xwm6aT3RFnJEFVHOiw

 

SOMEHOW THE LOOK OF THIS VEHICLE RUINS THE PICTURE IN MY HEAD...

 

THIS VAN SAY'S CLIMB ON IN...I'VE GOT DUCT TAPE, ROPE, AND A GAG JUST WAITING IN THE BACK (SERIAL KILLER)  8)  NO THANKS....I DIDN'T APPLY SELF TANNER FOR THAT (PLEASE) PASS ME BY...I'M WAITING FOR MY COLORFUL VOLKSWAGEN  :laugh:

 

THAN THE SONG WILL PLAY AS FOLLOWS:

 

WE "MADE LOVE" IN MY VOLKSSSSSWAGAAAAN ;)  ::)  :heybabe:

 

FB :smitten:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Too funny.  8) 8)

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SAMMY JOHNS

"CHEVY VAN"  ;)  :thumbsup:

 

FB :smitten:

 

Awesome song!  :smitten:  :smitten:

 

PD

HEY PD,

 

I JUST APPLIED SELF TANNER...AND, I'M WAITING FOR A CHEVY VAN TO PASS MY WAY  >:D

 

FB :smitten:

 

I NEVER KNEW CHEVY MADE VOLKSWAGENS...GUESS THAT.S WHY NO WOMEN EVER TRIED TO GET A RIDE IN MY HONDA ELEMENT... :laugh:

GEEZ TEX...WAY TO RUIN THE MOOD!

 

HERE IS THIS BETTER?

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJp-jPofHLslQu7_y5w_g4GpwfQgQ0PUk9Xwm6aT3RFnJEFVHOiw

 

SOMEHOW THE LOOK OF THIS VEHICLE RUINS THE PICTURE IN MY HEAD...

 

THIS VAN SAY'S CLIMB ON IN...I'VE GOT DUCT TAPE, ROPE, AND A GAG JUST WAITING IN THE BACK (SERIAL KILLER)  8)  NO THANKS....I DIDN'T APPLY SELF TANNER FOR THAT (PLEASE) PASS ME BY...I'M WAITING FOR MY COLORFUL VOLKSWAGEN  :laugh:

 

THAN THE SONG WILL PLAY AS FOLLOWS:

 

WE "MADE LOVE" IN MY VOLKSSSSSWAGAAAAN ;)  ::)  :heybabe:

 

FB :smitten:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Too funny.  8) 8)

HI SNOWY,

HOW YA BE KID?

SO, ARE YA DRIVIN A CHEVY VAN OR A VOLKSWAGEN...LOL ;)

FB :smitten:

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SAMMY JOHNS

"CHEVY VAN"  ;)  :thumbsup:

 

FB :smitten:

 

Awesome song!  :smitten:  :smitten:

 

PD

HEY PD,

 

I JUST APPLIED SELF TANNER...AND, I'M WAITING FOR A CHEVY VAN TO PASS MY WAY  >:D

 

FB :smitten:

 

I NEVER KNEW CHEVY MADE VOLKSWAGENS...GUESS THAT.S WHY NO WOMEN EVER TRIED TO GET A RIDE IN MY HONDA ELEMENT... :laugh:

GEEZ TEX...WAY TO RUIN THE MOOD!

 

HERE IS THIS BETTER?

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJp-jPofHLslQu7_y5w_g4GpwfQgQ0PUk9Xwm6aT3RFnJEFVHOiw

 

SOMEHOW THE LOOK OF THIS VEHICLE RUINS THE PICTURE IN MY HEAD...

 

THIS VAN SAY'S CLIMB ON IN...I'VE GOT DUCT TAPE, ROPE, AND A GAG JUST WAITING IN THE BACK (SERIAL KILLER)  8)  NO THANKS....I DIDN'T APPLY SELF TANNER FOR THAT (PLEASE) PASS ME BY...I'M WAITING FOR MY COLORFUL VOLKSWAGEN  :laugh:

 

THAN THE SONG WILL PLAY AS FOLLOWS:

 

WE "MADE LOVE" IN MY VOLKSSSSSWAGAAAAN ;)  ::)  :heybabe:

 

FB :smitten:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Too funny.  8) 8)

HI SNOWY,

HOW YA BE KID?

SO, ARE YA DRIVIN A CHEVY VAN OR A VOLKSWAGEN...LOL ;)

FB :smitten:

Hey fluter.  8) Your post cracked me up, then to top it off...Back in the nineties, I had this old 78 Chevy van with ugly dull paint and tinted windows in the back...that cheap crap that was starting to peel. So i tried scraping some away with a putty knife. I gave up. But it still left scratch marks.  :laugh::D My sister was a riot. I pulled up one day and she was laughing. She said my van looked like one of those creepy serial killer vans like in the movies. lol Then I told her about the broken door handle on the inside. You could only open the passenger door from the outside.  ;D  :D I told her, I would have wondered, if I hadn't gotten the van from my wife's mother, who owned it since it was new.  8)

 

Chevy  :)>:D

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Hey fluter.  8) Your post cracked me up, then to top it off...Back in the nineties, I had this old 78 Chevy van with ugly dull paint and tinted windows in the back...that cheap crap that was starting to peel. So i tried scraping some away with a putty knife. I gave up. But it still left scratch marks.  :laugh::D My sister was a riot. I pulled up one day and she was laughing. She said my van looked like one of those creepy serial killer vans like in the movies. lol Then I told her about the broken door handle on the inside. You could only open the passenger door from the outside.  ;D  :D I told her, I would have wondered, if I hadn't gotten the van from my wife's mother, who owned it since it was new.  8)

 

Chevy  :)>:D

 

SNOWY,

 

WHAT AN EXCELLENT STORY  :thumbsup: THANK YOU FOR SHARING IT WITH ME, AND IT INCLUDED YOUR SISTER...WHAT A GREAT MEMORY.

 

IT PUT A BIG SMILE ON MY FACE :)

 

SO, YOU WERE A SERIAL KILLER CHEVY VAN DRIVER...HEY, AT LEAST IT GOT YA FROM POINT A TO POINT B...RIGHT :)

 

HUGS,

FLUTER :smitten:

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Hey fluter.  8) Your post cracked me up, then to top it off...Back in the nineties, I had this old 78 Chevy van with ugly dull paint and tinted windows in the back...that cheap crap that was starting to peel. So i tried scraping some away with a putty knife. I gave up. But it still left scratch marks.  :laugh::D My sister was a riot. I pulled up one day and she was laughing. She said my van looked like one of those creepy serial killer vans like in the movies. lol Then I told her about the broken door handle on the inside. You could only open the passenger door from the outside.  ;D  :D I told her, I would have wondered, if I hadn't gotten the van from my wife's mother, who owned it since it was new.  8)

 

Chevy  :)>:D

 

SNOWY,

 

WHAT AN EXCELLENT STORY  :thumbsup: THANK YOU FOR SHARING IT WITH ME, AND IT INCLUDED YOUR SISTER...WHAT A GREAT MEMORY.

 

IT PUT A BIG SMILE ON MY FACE :)

 

SO, YOU WERE A SERIAL KILLER CHEVY VAN DRIVER...HEY, AT LEAST IT GOT YA FROM POINT A TO POINT B...RIGHT :)

HUGS,

FLUTER :smitten:

 

Uhhh, Sometimes, except for the time I rebuilt the carburetor and left the air filter cap off to test it out.  :-X I flooded the carb, backfired and had a little camp fire under the hood...So I told the wife to get some hotdogs out.  8)

Actually, the fire department said I did a good job putting the fire out, before they got there.  :)

 

Snowy :)

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SO, YOU WERE A SERIAL KILLER CHEVY VAN DRIVER

 

Oh and ya, I've always preferred Chevys for my "nights out on the town"  >:D:D:laugh:

 

Sick Sick humor, I know  >:D

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SAMMY JOHNS

"CHEVY VAN"  ;)  :thumbsup:

 

FB :smitten:

 

Awesome song!  :smitten:  :smitten:

 

PD

 

Hey PD. We should get some fellow kanna fans together and chill out, smoking some kanna in that hippie van.  8)

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SAMMY JOHNS

"CHEVY VAN"  ;)  :thumbsup:

 

FB :smitten:

 

Awesome song!  :smitten:  :smitten:

 

PD

 

Hey PD. We should get some fellow kanna fans together and chill out, smoking some kanna in that hippie van.  8)

 

Great idea Snowy!  Kanna and making love in a hippie van just seem to go together.  ;)  :smitten:  I wonder if the hippies knew about Kanna?  ::)

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SO, YOU WERE A SERIAL KILLER CHEVY VAN DRIVER

 

Oh and ya, I've always preferred Chevys for my "nights out on the town"  >:D:D:laugh:

 

Sick Sick humor, I know  >:D

LOL...OKAY SNOWY DAHMER  >:D

NOW THAT'S SICK HUMOR...TOP IT...IF YA CAN ;)

 

LOVE TO YA SNOWB,

FB :smitten:

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SAMMY JOHNS

"CHEVY VAN"  ;)  :thumbsup:

 

FB :smitten:

 

Awesome song!  :smitten:  :smitten:

 

PD

 

Hey PD. We should get some fellow kanna fans together and chill out, smoking some kanna in that hippie van.  8)

 

Great idea Snowy!  Kanna and making love in a hippie van just seem to go together.  ;)  :smitten:  I wonder if the hippies knew about Kanna?  ::)

UMMM, I'M THINKIN WITH THE PEACE AND LOVE THING GOING ON...THEY KANNA DID...LOL.

 

IT WAS A GROOVY KANNAD*A THING ;)

 

HARPERS BIZARRE

"FEELIN GROOVY"

 

AND THAN AFTER SOME KANNA...IT WAS ALL ABOUT C'MERE YOU  >:D

 

STEPPIN WOLF

"MAGIC CARPET RIDE"

https://youtu.be/EEEzbFxEbB8

 

PEACE OUT,

FB :smitten:

 

 

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SO, YOU WERE A SERIAL KILLER CHEVY VAN DRIVER

 

Oh and ya, I've always preferred Chevys for my "nights out on the town"  >:D:D:laugh:

 

Sick Sick humor, I know  >:D

LOL...OKAY SNOWY DAHMER  >:D

NOW THAT'S SICK HUMOR...TOP IT...IF YA CAN ;)

 

LOVE TO YA SNOWB,

FB :smitten:

Damn her for calling me Dahmer.  ;D

Well Flutie, any way you slice it...Its a sick notion to assume these things.  >:D It's not all cut and dry ya know?  :D Besides, I'm not the one who lives in TEXAS. Done any chainsaw stuff lately Fluter?  :laugh:

P.S. Katie mentioned about being akin to a piece of meat on her blog. Run Katie Run! Fluter's on the loose.  :laugh: :laugh: :angel:

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SAMMY JOHNS

"CHEVY VAN"  ;)  :thumbsup:

 

FB :smitten:

 

Awesome song!  :smitten:  :smitten:

 

PD

 

Hey PD. We should get some fellow kanna fans together and chill out, smoking some kanna in that hippie van.  8)

 

Great idea Snowy!  Kanna and making love in a hippie van just seem to go together.  ;)  :smitten:  I wonder if the hippies knew about Kanna?  ::)

Now, I feel like a piece of meat.  :-X  :idiot: Feels pretty good.  :laugh:

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I don't think that's what we called it, but i tried smoking some pretty weird stuff in the name of private pharmaceuticals... :angel: and it wasn't a van, it was the back seat of a Beetle, and i still get twinges in my back... ;D

 

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LOL...OKAY SNOWY DAHMER 

NOW THAT'S SICK HUMOR...TOP IT...IF YA CAN "

 

Just lookin for a little pizza mind...from the domino effect...deliver us from evil... :thumbsup:

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AND YOU WILL BE LEFT HOLDING THE BAG... :laugh:

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I wonder if the hippies knew about Kanna?  "

 

I don't think that's what we called it, but i tried smoking some pretty weird stuff in the name of private pharmaceuticals... :angel: and it wasn't a van, it was the back seat of a Beetle, and i still get twinges in my back... ;D

 

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NOW THAT'S SICK HUMOR...TOP IT...IF YA CAN "

 

Just lookin for a little pizza mind...from the domino effect...deliver us from evil... :thumbsup:

 

Very clever there Tex. Slice and Dice  ;)  :laugh:

Its a sick world I tell ya...a sick world :tickedoff:  8):D:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

SKnow  :)

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I always like a cup of tea after sex too. :)

IF I KNEW THERE WAS GOING TO BE SEX WITH TEA...I JUST MAY START DRINKING TEA...LOL!

FB >:D

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