Sexual activity

[[Fl...]]

AND YOU LEARNED IT HERE, FIRST...WOMEN CAN POINT AND SHOOT! Fluter has good aim and PD swings a mean poll  :laugh:

BOB & WEAVE, BOB & WEAVE, BOB & WEAVE....BESIDES BEING AN OCCUPATIONAL & MASSAGE THERAPIST....I'M ALSO A SNIPER    I CAN SHOOT YA AND THAN GET YA UP AN RUNNING ONCE AGAIN, AND SHOULD PD DECIDE TO HIT YA WITH HER POLL....POLE...LOL.  I CAN HELP WITH THAT TOO. YA KNOW WE WORK TOGETHER

FLUTER

[[Fl...]]

Didn't the little girl on thats show with John Stamos say that lol

THAT WOULD BE FULL-HOUSE    AND YES, YES SHE DID SAY THAT...ALL THE TIME

 

FB

[[sn...]]

What have all of you done? I seek advice for sexual frustrations and it turns into a thread for the hotbed for the horny and the flirts of BB

 

Ok I'm the hotbed....who's the horny and flirts?  .  Didn't mean to hijack your thread just trying to share some laughs 

UMMMM, I'M THINKING IF YOUR HOTBED...(EVA) WOULD BE HORNY & (PD) WOULD BE FLIRTS ...OR THEY COULD BOTH QUALIFY TO MEET THESE'S VERBS 

 

AND EVA...IF NEVER HAVING X CAUSED ME TO LOOK LIKE YOU, WELL....I WOULD NEVER HAVE X AGAIN    OH WAIT...I DON'T, AND I'M HEAR TO TELL YA..I WON'T BE POSTING MY MUG SHOT

 

FB

PD a flirt? I have never noticed.  :laugh:

 

 

Snowy

 

I never flirt!    I just REALLY, REALLY, REALLY like men!!    Especially men like you Snowy!      Oops...was I flirting? 

 

PD 

Thanks PD.  I look like Herman Munster. Are you ok with that? 

 

Snowy

 

The inside is much more important than the outside.  I'm more concerned with what your heart looks like than anything else. 

 

PD 

 

What are ya? A cardiologist or something? 

[[pe...]]

AND YOU LEARNED IT HERE, FIRST...WOMEN CAN POINT AND SHOOT! Fluter has good aim and PD swings a mean poll  :laugh:

BOB & WEAVE, BOB & WEAVE, BOB & WEAVE....BESIDES BEING AN OCCUPATIONAL & MASSAGE THERAPIST....I'M ALSO A SNIPER    I CAN SHOOT YA AND THAN GET YA UP AN RUNNING ONCE AGAIN, AND SHOULD PD DECIDE TO HIT YA WITH HER POLL....POLE...LOL.  I CAN HELP WITH THAT TOO. YA KNOW WE WORK TOGETHER

FLUTER

 

  Right on Fluter!  I've got your back! 

[[pe...]]

What have all of you done? I seek advice for sexual frustrations and it turns into a thread for the hotbed for the horny and the flirts of BB

 

Ok I'm the hotbed....who's the horny and flirts?  .  Didn't mean to hijack your thread just trying to share some laughs 

UMMMM, I'M THINKING IF YOUR HOTBED...(EVA) WOULD BE HORNY & (PD) WOULD BE FLIRTS ...OR THEY COULD BOTH QUALIFY TO MEET THESE'S VERBS 

 

AND EVA...IF NEVER HAVING X CAUSED ME TO LOOK LIKE YOU, WELL....I WOULD NEVER HAVE X AGAIN    OH WAIT...I DON'T, AND I'M HEAR TO TELL YA..I WON'T BE POSTING MY MUG SHOT

 

FB

PD a flirt? I have never noticed.  :laugh:

 

 

Snowy

 

I never flirt!    I just REALLY, REALLY, REALLY like men!!    Especially men like you Snowy!      Oops...was I flirting? 

 

PD 

Thanks PD.  I look like Herman Munster. Are you ok with that? 

 

Snowy

 

The inside is much more important than the outside.  I'm more concerned with what your heart looks like than anything else. 

 

PD 

 

What are ya? A cardiologist or something? 

 

I'm talking about the metaphorical, spiritual, emotional heart...    And I can tell yours is beautiful and precious.   

[[Fl...]]

What are ya? A cardiologist or something? 

 

I'm talking about the metaphorical, spiritual, emotional heart...    And I can tell yours is beautiful and precious.   

SO YA SEE SNOWY, PD ANI'T NO CARDIOLOGIST...JUST LIKE I ANI'T NO GRAMMAR TEACHER.  SHE'S A GAL DERN NEUROLOGIST!  SHE'S GOT ONE BIG BRAIN IN THAT BEAUTIFUL HEAD OF HERS, AND SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S TALKIN ABOUT.

SO, JUST FACE IT SNOW...YOUR HEART IS BEAUTIFUL AND PRECIOUS...I WILL BACK PD UP ON THAT ANY GOSH DERN DAY OF THE WEEK

NOW, HOW'S THAT FOR FLIRTIN??? DOES IT COUNT IF WERE A PLAYIN DOCTOR

FLUTER

[[Te...]]

AND YOU LEARNED IT HERE, FIRST...WOMEN CAN POINT AND SHOOT! Fluter has good aim and PD swings a mean poll  :laugh:

BOB & WEAVE, BOB & WEAVE, BOB & WEAVE....BESIDES BEING AN OCCUPATIONAL & MASSAGE THERAPIST....I'M ALSO A SNIPER    I CAN SHOOT YA AND THAN GET YA UP AN RUNNING ONCE AGAIN, AND SHOULD PD DECIDE TO HIT YA WITH HER POLL....POLE...LOL.  I CAN HELP WITH THAT TOO. YA KNOW WE WORK TOGETHER

FLUTER[qq/size]

 

  Right on Fluter!  I've got your back! 

 

 

Great...a sporting event in the making

So far we have a broad jump and a poll vault :laugh:

And, maybe a moderation in the making...?

[[pe...]]

Where is Eva?  Did we scare her off? 

 

PD

[[Te...]]

She's patiently waiting to line up her quotes and youtubes...

[[sn...]]

What have all of you done? I seek advice for sexual frustrations and it turns into a thread for the hotbed for the horny and the flirts of BB

 

Ok I'm the hotbed....who's the horny and flirts?  .  Didn't mean to hijack your thread just trying to share some laughs 

UMMMM, I'M THINKING IF YOUR HOTBED...(EVA) WOULD BE HORNY & (PD) WOULD BE FLIRTS ...OR THEY COULD BOTH QUALIFY TO MEET THESE'S VERBS 

 

AND EVA...IF NEVER HAVING X CAUSED ME TO LOOK LIKE YOU, WELL....I WOULD NEVER HAVE X AGAIN    OH WAIT...I DON'T, AND I'M HEAR TO TELL YA..I WON'T BE POSTING MY MUG SHOT

 

FB

PD a flirt? I have never noticed.  :laugh:

 

 

Snowy

 

I never flirt!    I just REALLY, REALLY, REALLY like men!!    Especially men like you Snowy!      Oops...was I flirting? 

 

PD 

Thanks PD.  I look like Herman Munster. Are you ok with that? 

 

Snowy

 

The inside is much more important than the outside.  I'm more concerned with what your heart looks like than anything else. 

 

PD 

 

What are ya? A cardiologist or something? 

 

I'm talking about the metaphorical, spiritual, emotional heart...    And I can tell yours is beautiful and precious.   

 

Whoa PD! That's deep. Meta what? 

Ya ya, Yours is bigger. 

[[sn...]]

What are ya? A cardiologist or something? 

 

I'm talking about the metaphorical, spiritual, emotional heart...    And I can tell yours is beautiful and precious.   

SO YA SEE SNOWY, PD ANI'T NO CARDIOLOGIST...JUST LIKE I ANI'T NO GRAMMAR TEACHER.  SHE'S A GAL DERN NEUROLOGIST!  SHE'S GOT ONE BIG BRAIN IN THAT BEAUTIFUL HEAD OF HERS, AND SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S TALKIN ABOUT.

SO, JUST FACE IT SNOW...YOUR HEART IS BEAUTIFUL AND PRECIOUS...I WILL BACK PD UP ON THAT ANY GOSH DERN DAY OF THE WEEK

NOW, HOW'S THAT FOR FLIRTIN??? DOES IT COUNT IF WERE A PLAYIN DOCTOR

FLUTER

 

Thanks fluter.  Ya flirts.  Just kidding. 

[[pe...]]

What have all of you done? I seek advice for sexual frustrations and it turns into a thread for the hotbed for the horny and the flirts of BB

 

Ok I'm the hotbed....who's the horny and flirts?  .  Didn't mean to hijack your thread just trying to share some laughs 

UMMMM, I'M THINKING IF YOUR HOTBED...(EVA) WOULD BE HORNY & (PD) WOULD BE FLIRTS ...OR THEY COULD BOTH QUALIFY TO MEET THESE'S VERBS 

 

AND EVA...IF NEVER HAVING X CAUSED ME TO LOOK LIKE YOU, WELL....I WOULD NEVER HAVE X AGAIN    OH WAIT...I DON'T, AND I'M HEAR TO TELL YA..I WON'T BE POSTING MY MUG SHOT

 

FB

PD a flirt? I have never noticed.  :laugh:

 

 

Snowy

 

I never flirt!    I just REALLY, REALLY, REALLY like men!!    Especially men like you Snowy!      Oops...was I flirting? 

 

PD 

Thanks PD.  I look like Herman Munster. Are you ok with that? 

 

Snowy

 

The inside is much more important than the outside.  I'm more concerned with what your heart looks like than anything else. 

 

PD 

 

What are ya? A cardiologist or something? 

 

I'm talking about the metaphorical, spiritual, emotional heart...    And I can tell yours is beautiful and precious.   

 

Whoa PD! That's deep. Meta what? 

Ya ya, Yours is bigger. 

 

Thank you sweetie!   

[[sn...]]

[[Te...]]

Are we back to talkin' about polls again?  PD, look at what you started...tsk tsk...

Snowy, yer just encouraging her.............o h ............ok, well, i know a couple of polltry jokes...

[[...]]

in thousand years couldn't imagine that i was having sexual activity with cruel monster....

who can put me in psych ward in eye blink.....

[[Te...]]

Hey Eva!!!!!!! Good to see you!!!!!!!!!

Sexual monsters come in all sorts of deceptive packages...I hope yours is of the past...c'mon and join us kids at the sexual wading pool...we find it much safer here...and splashing IS allowed!!! So drag out yer favorite colored 'Noodle', watch how PD swings hers, take aim like Fluter, and let fly!!! It's actually kinda fun

[[Fl...]]

in thousand years couldn't imagine that i was having sexual activity with cruel monster....

who can put me in psych ward in eye blink.....

EVA....ARE YOU OKAY?

 

HUGS FLUTER

[[...]]

in thousand years couldn't imagine that i was having sexual activity with cruel monster....

who can put me in psych ward in eye blink.....

EVA....ARE YOU OKAY?

 

HUGS FLUTER

 

NO IM VERY BAD<<<<

I'm freaking out about psych ward,,,

and I'm leaving my daughter in 2 days...

he announced it yesterday and basically 3 days after he is

kicking me out from his life,,,

and taking my daughter away,,,

 

if i will make problems or look for a lawyer ...

he will force me in psych ward....

 

loser

[[Fl...]]

NO IM VERY BAD<<<<

I'm freaking out about psych ward,,,

and I'm leaving my daughter in 2 days...

he announced it yesterday and basically 3 days after he is

kicking me out from his life,,,

and taking my daughter away,,,

 

if i will make problems or look for a lawyer ...

he will force me in psych ward....

 

loser

OH EVA, I AM SO SORRY TO HEAR ALL OF THIS.

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW SCARED YOU MUST BE.

LETS TRY AND CALM DOWN TOGETHER...OKAY.

WHEN WERE NOT CALM...WE CAN'T THINK RATIONAL.

 

YOU MAY NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ON THE OPEN FORUM...OR MAYBE YOU DO.

I'M SURE THERE ARE PLENTY HERE WHO MAY OFFER SOME ADVICE.

 

EVA, WHY ARE YOU LEAVING YOUR DAUGHTER IN 2 DAYS?

 

IS EVERYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING RELATED TO YOUR TAPER?

 

FLUTER

[[...]]

NO IM VERY BAD<<<<

I'm freaking out about psych ward,,,

and I'm leaving my daughter in 2 days...

he announced it yesterday and basically 3 days after he is

kicking me out from his life,,,

and taking my daughter away,,,

 

if i will make problems or look for a lawyer ...

he will force me in psych ward....

 

loser

OH EVA, I AM SO SORRY TO HEAR ALL OF THIS.

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW SCARED YOU MUST BE.

LETS TRY AND CALM DOWN TOGETHER...OKAY.

WHEN WERE NOT CALM...WE CAN'T THINK RATIONAL.

 

YOU MAY NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ON THE OPEN FORUM...OR MAYBE YOU DO.

I'M SURE THERE ARE PLENTY HERE WHO MAY OFFER SOME ADVICE.

 

EVA, WHY ARE YOU LEAVING YOUR DAUGHTER IN 2 DAYS?

 

IS EVERYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING RELATED TO YOUR TAPER?

 

FLUTER

 

its okey, i can talk,,,,

no he just wants me out as soon as possible from his life,,,,

and keeps repeating

you need to go to mental hospital....

loser.....

 

he won't find happiness in his life by bringing pain into mine and my daughters,,,

esters is devasteted,,,,,

she is crying,,,,

but she scared to ask him,,,

he is f violent ,,,,,,

 

anf=d then he has decency to tell to her:

everything will be okey, you have the best papa,,,,,

loser

[[Fl...]]

its okey, i can talk,,,,

no he just wants me out as soon as possible from his life,,,,

and keeps repeating

you need to go to mental hospital....

loser.....

 

he won't find happiness in his life by bringing pain into mine and my daughters,,,

esters is devasteted,,,,,

she is crying,,,,

but she scared to ask him,,,

he is f violent ,,,,,,

 

anf=d then he has decency to tell to her:

everything will be okey, you have the best papa,,,,,

loser

EVA, HOW OLD IS YOUR DAUGHTER?

 

DOES HE HAVE THE ABILITY TO PUT YOU IN THE PSYCH HOSPITAL?

 

ARE YOU FEARFUL TO SEEK OUT AN ATTORNEY? AND, IF YOU DO...WILL HE KNOW ABOUT IT?

 

FLUTER

[[...]]

in thousand years couldn't imagine that i was having sexual activity with cruel monster....

who can put me in psych ward in eye blink.....

EVA....ARE YOU OKAY?

 

HUGS FLUTER

 

never imagined he can be so cruel and nasty,,,

 

well, now you do Eva, so hit me better with painful truth then with sweet lies,,,,

 

it was mistake to marry him,,,

HUGE,,,,

there were so many nice guys wanting to be with me,

and i such an idiot picked up the biggest MONSTER!!!!!

 

i don't know why i keep on making so many mistakes in life,,,,

i really think I'm so stupid...

as one teacher pointed to me once, you are just stupid blond!!!!!

[[Fl...]]

never imagined he can be so cruel and nasty,,,

 

well, now you do Eva, so hit me better with painful truth then with sweet lies,,,,

 

it was mistake to marry him,,,

HUGE,,,,

there were so many nice guys wanting to be with me,

and i such an idiot picked up the biggest MONSTER!!!!!

EVA, OFTEN A MONSTER SHOWS IT'S SELF AS SOMETHING ELSE...BEFORE WE TRULY SEE WHO IT REALLY IS.  THEY HOOK US AND GET US TO TRUST WHO THEY ARE...AND THAN ONCE WE HAVE...THEY SHOW THERE TRUE SIDE.

DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP...DON'T YOU TREAT YOURSELF UNKINDLY.

 

I HAVE SEEN HOW YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER...SO, I CAN TELL THAT YOU LOVE HER VERY MUCH.  HE KNOWS THAT IS THE ONE THING HE CAN HURT YOU WITH, AND THE OTHER IS THE FEAR OF THE HOSPITAL.

 

i don't know why i keep on making so many mistakes in life,,,,

i really think I'm so stupid...

as one teacher pointed to me once, you are just stupid blond!!!!!

EVA...IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING...HOW OLD ARE YOU?

OFTEN THINGS IN OUR LIVES DO NOT MAKE SENSE.  YOU HAVE MADE MISTAKES, I HAVE MADE MISTAKES...EVERYONE HERE ON BB'S HAS MADE MISTAKES IN THERE LIFE. 

WE HAVE TO LEARN FROM THEM.

FOR A TEACHER TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOU...WAS JUST WRONG.  THEY SAID IT TO BE HURTFUL...DO NOT LET THOSE WORDS STAY INSIDE YOUR HEAD.

 

FLUTER

[[...]]

she is  6....

 

I'm just listening to this, it helps me cry and breath

[[Fl...]]

she is  6....

 

6 WHAT AN AMAZING AGE   THERE LIKE SPONGES....AREN'T THEY

I HAVE 2 DAUGHTERS.....24 & 27. I FEEL ABOUT MINE LIKE YOU DO ABOUT YOURS...THEIR AWESOME.

 

I'm just listening to this, it helps me cry and breath

 

I KNOW YOU LOVE U2 AND THIS IS A COOL SONG...DEEP & MEANINGFUL.

YOU KNOW EVA...IT'S AMAZING HOW MUSIC CAN MAKE US FEEL...ISN'T IT.  I LOVE MY MUSIC AND I LISTEN TO IT ALL THE TIME.  IT'S GOOD FOR WHAT ALES YA.

 

I'M POSTING YOUR SONGS LYRICS

 

U2

BAD.........

 

If you twist and turn away

If you tear yourself in two again

If I could, yes I would

If I could, I would

Let it go

Surrender

Dislocate

 

If I could throw this

Lifeless lifeline to the wind

Leave this heart of clay

See you walk, walk away

Into the night

And through the rain

Into the half-light

And through the flame

 

If I could threw myself

Set your spirit free

I'd lead your heart away

See you break, break away

Into the light

And to the day

 

To let it go

And so to fade away

To let it go

And so fade away

 

I'm wide awake

I'm wide awake

Wide awake

I'm not sleeping

Oh, no, no, no

 

If you should ask then maybe they'd

Tell you what I would say

True colors fly in blue and black

Bruised silken sky and burning flag

Colours crash, collide in blood shot eyes

 

If I could, you know I would

If I…

 

EVA....

TELL ME SWEETIE...WHERE IS YOUR HUSBAND AND DAUGHTER RIGHT NOW?

 

DID YOU ALL HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THAT IS WHY HE SAID WHAT HE DID?

 

WARMTH.....FLUTER