Who's the Patron Saint of Benzo Withdrawal?

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Say hello to Our Lady of the Taper.

 

http://www.ourladyofthetaper.org.uk/wpimages/wpfa7e3a3d_05_06.jpg

 

She lives in Cardigan, which is in Wales.

She has her own shrine there -

and her own website too:

 

http://www.ourladyofthetaper.org.uk

 

Can I get an "Oh wow"?

 

What will they think of next?

 

But I finished my taper two-and-a-half years ago.

What I need now is Our Lady of Perpetual Recovery.

 

Well, let me just google that for you ..

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'back in the day' when i went to grammar school at 'our lady of 115th street,' the patron saint of car safety used to be st. christopher. remember the statues on the dashboard? well the pope tossed st. chris to the curb because of too many car accidents. do you really think any elected patron saint of benzo withdrawal stands a chance?? hahahaha

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Yeah, I went to Our Lady of Urban Renewal.

We had to wear steel-toed boots to the sock hop.

If we got mugged, we just offered it up for the poor souls in purgatory.

When they swung the incense in church, we thought someone must be

smoking something back in the sacristy.

After the sermon, we were sure of it.

 

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lol...w.a.s.p.s will never know what we're talking about..

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This w.a.s.p. does. lol and 

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Hayden, you are a 'wiccan against space plexploration?"...

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Really? lol 

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lol...w.a.s.p.s will never know what we're talking about..

W.A.S.P.    Wasn't that a band back in the 80's? We Are Satan's People > >